not to sound 14 again but sam/frodo and gimli/legolas are the only valid lotr ships bc they would piss tolkien off so fucking much
jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien, sobbing: but dont you care about their epic friendships
me (wise): theyre gay sir. you wrote them gay
the people tagging this with aragorn/boromir are the most valid people alive and in the secret ending to lotr which i just created they both survive and get married and retire from public life to farm goats and eowyn marries arwen while faramir rules gondor
I dreamt that 1.) I was walking alone in the forest and found a rotting megalodon’s head just lying there and thought, oh shit, this is the find of the century and I’ll never get credit for it and
2.) there was some episode of Star Trek, DS9 probably, where a child character did not want to go to school and couldn’t think of an excuse. He confided this to a Ferengi character, who advised him to lie and say, “Sorry, I have to get surgery. Child surgery. On my brain.”
In the dream, this was considered an iconic line, and saying “I have to get child surgery on my brain” was a meme with people who had watched Star Trek as kids. I mentioned wanting to call off work and my friend said, “Yeah, just tell them you need to get child surgery on your brain.”
